well fuck, let's get it
anything beautiful anything hot anything that kills me and cars


we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

(Source: gay8)


Laraki by Lambohead Photography on Flickr.


gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image


some days are the kind of days where you can’t measure success by how much you got accomplished but instead by how many hours you made it before you started drinking